Crackhead Democrats Unite!
March 3, 2008 § 6 Comments
PhysioProf, not known for pulling punches when it comes to political punditry, inexplicably fails us when proclaiming his credentials as a dog-catcher Democrat. WTF?
And believe me, I will vote for whoever the Dem nominee is, even if it’s some dog catcher from Nebraska they pull out at the convention to break a deadlock.
Now, y’all are familiar with the yaller dog Democrat. That nomenclature has been cleaned up to “Yellow Dog Democrat” in modern parlance, to reflect it’s decontamination from the original use by the old Southern-Racist Democrat wing of the Republican Party. (oh no? Then why have the ideology, descendents and in some cases actual individuals joined the current Republicans, eh?) Fair enough. And the dog-catcher, even from Nebraska, is indubitably lower on the rhetorical totem pole than is a yaller dog. I mean hell, who wouldn’t vote for Old Yeller over Ol’ Walnuts McCain?
I have made the acquaintance of a feral-pig-catcher from Nebraska and he’d make a pretty decent president!
Now we’re making some headway. But really, fuck this. Does this really communicate the degree to which you are fed up with the fucktarditry of the last 28 years of Republican hegemony? Does it?
Me, I’d vote for a crackhead, just so long as he’s a Democrat in this election*. That’s right. That’s me. I’ll say it loud, I’ll wear it proud.
*less’n the Dems end up with some white guy to break the deadlock and the Repubs go with Condi. Then I might have to think about it.