Food Memes Totally Kick Ass!!!
August 15, 2008 § 4 Comments
From Uncertain Chad we have the latest in list-memery. Food this time, excellent!
Usual meme ground rules, bold those you’ve eaten, italics those you’ve tried and couldn’t gag down. [Corrigendum: strike anything you would never, ever, ever consider eating. ]
1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile (technically Alligator, that counts, right?)
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp – nope, never even swallowed a goldfish on a dare
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries- ok, c’mon now, who the hell’s never picked a damn berry????
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper- what are you, nutso!!!???!!
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava- a’right, I’m starting to get this. this is the freakin’ list for Lake Wobegon isn’t it?
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects- sure, who hasn’t tried an ant or three (tastes like lemonade!!)
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut- which totally suck, btw. Dunkin’ Donuts is the bomb!
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer- yuuuuummmm!
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips-regrettably
61. S’mores- preferably with the mini Reeses peanutbutter cup upgrade thankewveddymuch
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst- why?
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake- the whole reason for SfN annual meeting in NO is the beignets, srsly.
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain- the whole reason for meetings in San Juan, srsly!!!11!!!!. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried every type of plantain dish on offer in Puerto Rico (you lovely island….)
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill- Pere nailed a deer in the car and Game Warden let us take it home. Not kidding!
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong- kicks total ass, the King of teas
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake- the rattlin’ variety
Hey, it is just exactly like a book meme with one left wondering who in the heck could possibly have missed some of this stuff.
Okay, let’s tag some new victims like Isis, ProfChaos, FizzyProof PharkoPoof, ProfinTraining,
D00D! Spell my name right, you fucking douchemonkey!
No, BikeMonkey. The title of this post should read “Food memes make me totally want to kick your ass.”
Sifting through the list while lying on the couch watching the olympics made me feel like I was doing something productive rather than just vegetating … yes, life IS that sad.
I mean seriously, Dunkin Donuts are better??? What is wrong with you?