What? No “black man of average build”?

June 17, 2010 § Leave a comment

Some Hollywood douchescrote or other was recently kidnapped. KIDNAPPED I tell you. Yes and forced, forced I say, to use drugs. At gunpoint!

I know you will be shocked to learn that teevee dude has a prior drug abuse history.

anyway, the only surprising thing is there appears to be a real live suspect in custody.

London’s car was found in a Palm Springs development called Gateway Estates, with an arrest made later that day — 26-year-old Brandon Adams, who has been charged with kidnapping, robbery and vehicle theft.

Huh, I really am quite surprised they are not “still looking for the assailant, described as a 5’11″ black man of average build”.

It is almost always that motherfucker who done it.

[h/t: PhysioProf]

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