Blogrolling: Pull My Finger

This blog is explosively hilarious!

Pot Roast:

I have this horrid picture of a nice, Midwestern family sitting down to an evening meal on “ethnic night”, with a nice big pot roast on the table and a jar of Pace picante sauce, and some crunchy taco shells.

Death:

Everything does not have a reason, and if God meant for there to be one, God can suck my dick. At the funeral was an old man who, in the last few years has lost two of his kids and his wife. At the funeral were two kids who have to find their way without their mom. At the funeral was a widower who looked as if he’d been hit by a truck. At the funeral were friends, the kind who stay on the phone together until two a.m. just talking about nothing, now waiting by the phone that doesn’t ring.

aight SD blogtrash, let’s try this again

A little birdie claims that there is some chatter around the campfire about blogger meetup in San Diego. So let’s set that up again. here’s the dealio- if interested, email bikemonk at the googly one. talk to me about what you want-bloggers only? plus readers?

we’ll knock some details around and come up with a plan.

Food Memes Totally Kick Ass!!!

From Uncertain Chad we have the latest in list-memery. Food this time, excellent!

Usual meme ground rules, bold those you’ve eaten, italics those you’ve tried and couldn’t gag down. [Corrigendum: strike anything you would never, ever, ever consider eating. ]

Cracker! (No, not that kind….)

Whilst the Serious Athiests and Deep Thinkers over at the ‘borg are getting all worked up about some tasteless cereal product, the rest of us just want some insightful analysis from a real genius.

Now really, is there anything you can’t find on YouTube?

following a little discussion I’ve been having with the good drdrA..

I think I have some Youtubing to do tonight…

now is it history that repeats or is this guy just a fucking genius?

Why do we tolerate this in the United States of America?

This shit turns my stomach. What the fuck is wrong with people that they would send their 13 year old daughter off for this? What twisted goat 49 year old “man” wants to do this? really. I don’t get it.

Blogrollin’ a Tan Girl

Major hat tip to The Field Negro for this find. Light-skinned-ed Girl in. the. house.

• Post on Miss Sweden 2002.”Bet you don’t necessarily think of this when you think of Nordic beauty, but there it is.” You know you’re clicking through on this one!
• Her blog personality. “here are five things that seem true about my blog personality that are not necessarily true about me:” What? “blog person” is not equal to “IRL”???? wTF???!!11??!
• On the recent NYT discovery of tan folk (that I mentioned): “The “new dialogue,” as the New York Times puts it, about Mixed experience may be new to America at-large, but we’ve been having the conversation amongst ourselves for some time now.  It’s just that now, folks are beginning to pay attention–as they should.“  Re-pre-sent!
• How about her family album?: “I am sure they could not have imagined that their photos would be in the same Family Album.  But that’s the story.  That’s the Mixed experience.” Ha, HAH! Gramma, meet Granny!

Get your narrow behind over there and read!

Theme Idiot

damn, can’t get the flexibility in that contempt theme of WP so I’m going with Simpla. So it’ll look pretty much like DrugMonkey does. Argh.