This blog is explosively hilarious!

Pot Roast:

I have this horrid picture of a nice, Midwestern family sitting down to an evening meal on “ethnic night”, with a nice big pot roast on the table and a jar of Pace picante sauce, and some crunchy taco shells.

Death:

Everything does not have a reason, and if God meant for there to be one, God can suck my dick. At the funeral was an old man who, in the last few years has lost two of his kids and his wife. At the funeral were two kids who have to find their way without their mom. At the funeral was a widower who looked as if he’d been hit by a truck. At the funeral were friends, the kind who stay on the phone together until two a.m. just talking about nothing, now waiting by the phone that doesn’t ring.

A little birdie claims that there is some chatter around the campfire about blogger meetup in San Diego. So let’s set that up again. here’s the dealio- if interested, email bikemonk at the googly one. talk to me about what you want-bloggers only? plus readers?

we’ll knock some details around and come up with a plan.

From Uncertain Chad we have the latest in list-memery. Food this time, excellent!

Usual meme ground rules, bold those you’ve eaten, italics those you’ve tried and couldn’t gag down. [Corrigendum: strike anything you would never, ever, ever consider eating. ]

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile (technically Alligator, that counts, right?)
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp – nope, never even swallowed a goldfish on a dare
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries- ok, c’mon now, who the hell’s never picked a damn berry????
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper- what are you, nutso!!!???!!
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava- a’right, I’m starting to get this. this is the freakin’ list for Lake Wobegon isn’t it?
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects- sure, who hasn’t tried an ant or three (tastes like lemonade!!)
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut- which totally suck, btw. Dunkin’ Donuts is the bomb!
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer- yuuuuummmm!
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips-regrettably
61. S’mores- preferably with the mini Reeses peanutbutter cup upgrade thankewveddymuch
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst- why?
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake- the whole reason for SfN annual meeting in NO is the beignets, srsly.
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain- the whole reason for meetings in San Juan, srsly!!!11!!!!. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried every type of plantain dish on offer in Puerto Rico (you lovely island….)
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill- Pere nailed a deer in the car and Game Warden let us take it home. Not kidding!
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong- kicks total ass, the King of teas
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake- the rattlin’ variety

Hey, it is just exactly like a book meme with one left wondering who in the heck could possibly have missed some of this stuff.

Okay, let’s tag some new victims like Isis, ProfChaos, FizzyProof PharkoPoof, ProfinTraining,

Whilst the Serious Athiests and Deep Thinkers over at the ‘borg are getting all worked up about some tasteless cereal product, the rest of us just want some insightful analysis from a real genius.

following a little discussion I’ve been having with the good drdrA..

I think I have some Youtubing to do tonight…

now is it history that repeats or is this guy just a fucking genius?

This shit turns my stomach. What the fuck is wrong with people that they would send their 13 year old daughter off for this? What twisted goat 49 year old “man” wants to do this? really. I don’t get it.

Major hat tip to The Field Negro for this find. Light-skinned-ed Girl in. the. house.

• Post on Miss Sweden 2002.”Bet you don’t necessarily think of this when you think of Nordic beauty, but there it is.” You know you’re clicking through on this one!
• Her blog personality. “here are five things that seem true about my blog personality that are not necessarily true about me:” What? “blog person” is not equal to “IRL”???? wTF???!!11??!
• On the recent NYT discovery of tan folk (that I mentioned): “The “new dialogue,” as the New York Times puts it, about Mixed experience may be new to America at-large, but we’ve been having the conversation amongst ourselves for some time now.  It’s just that now, folks are beginning to pay attention–as they should.“  Re-pre-sent!
• How about her family album?: “I am sure they could not have imagined that their photos would be in the same Family Album.  But that’s the story.  That’s the Mixed experience.” Ha, HAH! Gramma, meet Granny!

Get your narrow behind over there and read!

damn, can’t get the flexibility in that contempt theme of WP so I’m going with Simpla. So it’ll look pretty much like DrugMonkey does. Argh.