This blog is explosively hilarious!

Pot Roast:


I have this horrid picture of a nice, Midwestern family sitting down to an evening meal on “ethnic night”, with a nice big pot roast on the table and a jar of Pace picante sauce, and some crunchy taco shells.

Death:

Everything does not have a reason, and if God meant for there to be one, God can suck my dick. At the funeral was an old man who, in the last few years has lost two of his kids and his wife. At the funeral were two kids who have to find their way without their mom. At the funeral was a widower who looked as if he’d been hit by a truck. At the funeral were friends, the kind who stay on the phone together until two a.m. just talking about nothing, now waiting by the phone that doesn’t ring.

A little birdie claims that there is some chatter around the campfire about blogger meetup in San Diego. So let’s set that up again. here’s the dealio- if interested, email bikemonk at the googly one. talk to me about what you want-bloggers only? plus readers?

we’ll knock some details around and come up with a plan.

Srsly. You want to reach for higher heights? This is totally amazing….

Some mofo named “MonkeyPox” over at Comrade PhysioProf wrote a screed against a nasty little conspiracy called “The Family” or “The Fellowship”. AKA “C street”.

I bring this up because the latest Republican goat-fucker to get caught fucking goats (or in this case, an Argentinian), well, it turns out he belongs to a cult-within-a-cult.  He’s a member of “The Fellowship”, which also goes by the name, “The Family” (hmmm, where have we heard that name before?) Who are these people?

Well, for one thing, they sponsor the annual Circle Jerk National Prayer Breakfast which every president must attend and address lest he be thought to be a closet Jew homosexual atheist. Apparently, the Family also owns a house in DC commonly called “C Street” which hosts faithful politicians when they wish to pray, sleep, confess, and what-not.

Scary fucking shit. I was listening to Fresh Air with Terry Gross on this very topic yesterday. You can listen here or download the episode.It is an interview with one Jeff Sharlet who has apparently written a book about these subversive, secretive and anti-american conspirators.

The group’s approach to religion, Sharlet says, is based on “a sort of trickle-down fundamentalism,” which holds that the wealthy and powerful, if they “can get their hearts right with God … will dispense blessings to those underneath them.”

Members of the group ardently support free markets, in which, they believe, God’s will operates directly through Adam Smith’s “invisible hand.”

The elitism, paternalism and the belief that success on their agenda (even of the bloodiest dictators like Suharto) is evidence of God’s blessing, as related by Sharlet, is absofuckinglutely horrifying.

You know, when you realize that many members of Congress subscribe to this shit. The depiction in the interview of some Congressional member interviewing for membership like some acne-ridden frosh rushing Delta was particularly awesome.


Hmmm…what’s all this now??

Hmmmm… Wonder why not???

aughhhhh!!

Oh, wait… That is a complete crock of shit, isn’t it?

Lies, total lies.

Oh yes, more cows!

June 29, 2009

They just keep coming.

Moo, Two

June 14, 2009

More cows!

RIP Earthshaker, RIP

June 9, 2009

And she’s gone. What music she’s left behind though!

You were one HELL of a woman, Koko.

The good times rolled with you on stage!

I haven’t been able to find my copy of Earthshaker and I’m missing it…

I found this on my car door after concluding my shopping. (My anti-Prop 8 sticker is still on the car.)

Just sad that the passage of that proposition alienated good people who are just trying to get by. Sad that it is worth writing a note because some random has a bumpersticker of support…

Rockin!!!

May 31, 2009

26.2

Test

May 27, 2009

Email posting? Wootang!

Covered

May 27, 2009

Awesomest Cover: Tosh’s Johnny B. Goode

Assiest Cover: Joplin’s Me and Bobbie McGee
UPDATE: This is a soundtrack use of the version she assed-up.

And Johnny Cash managed not to FIU too badly (too uptempo though). Waylon…too twangy.


The usual memery nonsense. Post your best/worst covers and tag some more muppethuggers. Oh and do a linkback to whomever tagged you if it wasn’t me.

I’ll tag drdrA, Abel Pharmboy, juniorprof, The Common Man, Comrade PhysioProf and Isis the Scientist when I get to it.

Bike to Work 2009

May 15, 2009

Are you riding???

Mooooooo!!

May 12, 2009

Now what have we here?

Yay!!

May 10, 2009

It had been far too long….