Psycho Ex-Girlfriends Calls at 2:31 am…get Over it Already!

May 9, 2008 § 1 Comment

From MadAtoms (beta):

It’s 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees “Hillary” on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing “END” and not dealing with this shit tonight. The thought is appealing but the Democratic Party knows that if it doesn’t take this call, another one is only minutes away.

DEMS: …Hello?

Hillary: Hey baby.

DEMS: C’mon Hillary. Enough with this.

Hillary: Don’t you get it? You NEED me.

DEMS: No, I don’t. It was fun while it lasted but I’m with Barack now. I made my choice, it’s done.

Hillary: You can’t really mean that. How can you say that after all the good times we had?

There’s more…

Ensign Crusher Wil Wheaton agrees. Ed’s laughing.

Go read for the comment threads trying to decide if calling Hillary a “psycho ex-girlfriend” is inherently misogynistic or not.

Then remember…there is a more important point here than playing the distraction game. McCain (who is running for a third Bush term according to Wheaton) is the target.

Stay. On. Target!

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§ One Response to Psycho Ex-Girlfriends Calls at 2:31 am…get Over it Already!

  • Ugh, I thought it had a nasty “womenfolks is CRAZY!” ring to it. She’s ambitious and hard-working and unwilling to give up. I respect that. The vote on Iraq/n, though…..that’s what she should be mocked for, not her determination in the face of loss.

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