May 31, 2008 § 9 Comments
I didn’t die yesterday.
I didn’t suffer massive injuries while the truck flipped over three or four times on the steep hill.
I didn’t receive head injuries from sideswiping somebody on the freeway at 70 per. Nor even whiplash from being rearended while sitting like a dead duck.
I didn’t kill anybody either.
Not by smashing their econobox flat with an out of control tank that passes for my ride.
I didn’t run up on the sidewalk and wipe out some poor pedestrians.
Instead, the aforementioned tank suffered complete and utter fucking failure of an absolutely essential member of the steering committee at 0 mph trying to leave the curb.
It was a good day.